Your tongue doesn’t fit comfortably in your mouth
you’re right, maybe it would fit better in yours
that was as smooth as fuck
Describe me in three words. I can only publish, not respond.
pleeeeaaassseee do this.
It’s fun to chant “Bloody Mary” into your car’s side mirror three times and watch her jog and try to keep up.
Sexuality is like a barbecue
-Some people like hot dogs
-Some people like hamburgers
-Some people get both (Bisexuals)
-Some people get both, and a salad (Pansexuals)
-Some people don’t really like meat BUT YOU HAVE NATHAN’S HOT DOGS OH MY GOD NVM GIMME (Demisexuals)
-Some people are there for the conversation (Asexuals)
-Some people show up uninvited to the barbecue and wonder why they aren’t offered any food (assholes)
"I drink to forget about the time I waved at someone waving to the person behind me"
unless you’re a bottle of olive oil your virginity has no bearing on your quality
How many fans of Benedict Cumberbatch are on tumblr?
Reblog if you are a Cumberbabe, Cumberbitch, member of the Cumbercollective etc.
I am a Cumberlady, thank you very much.
CAN CUMBERCREEPER BE A THING
i’m a batch of queue cumbers
We are LEGION
We are Cumbercookies :3
Together we make….
a Cumberbatch of Cumbercookies
I WAS WAITING FOR SOMEONE TO SAY THAT